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For three dollars you can...
2008-07-10 13:15
by Bob Timmermann

Wash three loads of laundry at my apartment building.

Dry four loads of laundry at my apartment building.

Buy about 2/3 of a gallon of gas in the L.A. area.

Or watch batting practice from the All-Star game over the Internet!

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2008-07-10 13:59:58
1.   kngoworld
With my three dollars I choose to dry four loads of clothing at Bob's apartment. That is, only if the dryer door has a window to keep me busy. If not I will take the 2/3 gallon of gas and get about 11 miles worth of driving done in my gas guzzling vehicle before watching meaningless batting practice.
2008-07-10 14:06:09
2.   Gagne55
How many minutes do the dryers give for the $.75?
2008-07-10 14:13:30
3.   Bob Timmermann
45 minutes.
2008-07-10 14:46:36
4.   Schteeve
what if I want beer AND tacos?
2008-07-10 15:02:05
5.   fanerman
Those are better rates than the laundry machines in my building.
2008-07-10 15:16:40
6.   Bob Timmermann
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You can get a 99 cent taco at Taco Bell and you can pick up a can of beer somewhere for $2 and you're set.
2008-07-10 15:25:05
7.   Schteeve
6 Service like that is why I come to the Toaster. :)
2008-07-10 15:35:17
8.   Chyll Will
A half-gallon of milk has hit $3 in Da Bronx...
2008-07-10 15:42:22
9.   Daniel Zappala
I bought a packet of wildflower seeds for $2 and kept the $1 change.
2008-07-10 18:03:38
10.   Eric Enders
For $3 you can take a subway to Battery Park and ride the Staten Island Ferry for a nice close-up view of the Statue of Liberty.

You could probably also feed some African kid for 324 days or something.

Or mail letters to all the Supreme Court justices except Alito and Thomas.

2008-07-10 18:35:04
11.   Linkmeister
8 Chyll, buddy, come to Hawai'i. A half-gallon of milk will run you $4.29 or so.

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