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They said it would never last
2006-03-30 16:48
by Bob Timmermann

Conventional wisdom said that the marriage between Kris and Anna Benson would never last. Too much stress. Too much publicity.

Conventional wisdom is wise.

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2006-03-30 17:11:50
1.   Voxter
It may or may not be time for her to sleep with as many Mets as possible. If just to stay in the news.
2006-03-30 17:59:23
2.   D4P
Conventional wisdom is wise.

Though conventional...

2006-03-30 22:57:37
3.   Strike4
Apparently she felt moving to Baltimore was for the birds.

It's silly for Benson to think New York couldn't handle a wild spouse. This was the town that had to deal with two pitchers who swapped their wives 30-some years ago. One of 'em a former Dodger.

2006-03-31 08:00:39
4.   Blah Blah Blah
Now every night, when I come home, with every muscle sore,
My baby walks the Streets of Baltimore.

I tried my best to bring her back
to what she used to be
But I soon learned she loved the nightlife
more than she loved me...

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