From now on, Safeway will be owned in part by all the other major grocery chains in the United States.
Each store will also have a manager who will tell each customer that in his day, people bought better food and knew how to shop "the right way".
"It's the fundamentals. You get produce, then you get some meat, then you get dairy. Kids today go buy ice cream first and then they get home and it's all melted. In the 1950s, we wouldn't have stood for this."