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It's ileitis for Helton
2006-04-25 14:17
by Bob Timmermann

The Rockies issued a press release stating that Todd Helton has been diagnosed with acute terminal ileitis.

HOWEVER, the terminal refers to the problem being at the end of the small intestine.

This source says you might know the disease better as Crohn's disease.

Not being a medical professional (although I am quite a hypochondriac), I will stop here.

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2006-04-25 16:01:35
1.   Mr Customer
Yuck.

A friend of mine has the joy of experiencing ileitis. It is, indeed, the gift that keeps on giving.

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