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Live and die with your team ... FOREVER
2006-06-23 23:43
by Bob Timmermann

Major League Baseball and Eternal Image have teamed up to sell caskets with team logos on them.

Eternal Image also has licensing agreements with The Vatican Library, Prescious Moments, and the American Kennel Club.

I would like a casket with a picture of a Bichon Frise, the logo of Toronto Blue Jays, and an image of St. Teresa of Avila.

Comments
2006-06-23 23:55:13
1.   Andrew Shimmin
Charlie Steiner beat you to reporting this one (oh, burn!). Rick Monday thought it was a neat idea.
2006-06-24 00:01:33
2.   Greg Brock
Dog - Dandie Dinmont Terrier
Team - Batavia Muckdogs
Catholic - St. Benedicta Cambiagio Frassinello
2006-06-24 00:04:09
3.   Greg Brock
In a hundred years, the post-exhumation conversation will be something like this:

"Who the heck are the Saints, and when did they play in New Orleans?"

2006-06-24 00:06:09
4.   das411
What about that woman whose son dumped her ashes at the Linc last year Bob?
2006-06-24 00:06:52
5.   Bob Timmermann
Hey, I was at Dodger Stadium tonight.

They don't have wi-fi access.

2006-06-24 01:03:49
6.   Ravenscar
Say Bob - did you get my email about Gary Thorne broadcasting the Death of the Roger Clemens era, starring Francisco Liriano?

That's the only way I could actally tie that into this thread.

2006-06-24 06:27:49
7.   DXMachina
Speaking of dead, I was listening to a conversation on WFAN this morning about whether or not the Yankees should try to shore up their pitching by signing Russ Ortiz.
2006-06-24 09:36:44
8.   Bob Timmermann
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No

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