ABC announced that Joe Morgan will call the championship game of the Little League World Series along with Brent Musburger.
"You see, you need a pitcher who can give you seven strong innings, Brent."
"But Joe, the game is just six innings long."
"Well, in my day, the good pitchers went nine."
"But they stop after six."
"Anyway, these kids know how to play the game right. They can hit the ball the other way. They can steal bases."
"Well, actually they really can't steal bases that easily because you can't take a lead off in Little League..."