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2007-02-06 10:11
by Bob Timmermann

Tom Verducci of SI.com says that Barry Bonds wanted options that would easily vest for 2008 because he intends to play well into his mid-40s.

Giants pitchers are advised to make sure that all fly balls are hit to center or right.

Also, Bonds still has not signed his contract.

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2007-02-06 10:25:27
1.   kylepetterson
Once they invent robotic legs......Watch out.
2007-02-06 10:27:00
2.   dianagramr
Opening Day 2012

Barry Bonds is wheeled out to his position in LF, but is only able to signal "I Got It!" through a series of lights on his wheelchair.

His "range factor" is listed as "Pikeian"

2007-02-06 10:35:03
3.   kylepetterson
They'll just do like kids and instead of having him run the bases, use a "ghost runner".

Maybe they can get him a Segway like GOB.

2007-02-06 10:37:37
4.   dianagramr
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... and then they would discover the Segway's movement was enhanced through a special lubricating fluid (aka "the clear")

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