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All of Seattle's problems solved in one day
2008-06-16 20:50
by Bob Timmermann

With GM Bill Bavasi getting fired today, Seattle manager John McLaren now has latitude to make a change that will really get the woebegone Mariners back into contention.

Ichiro is moving from center field to right field. And Willie Bloomquist and Jeremy Reed will now share center field.

Yeah. That'll do it.

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2008-06-16 21:04:04
1.   Andrew Shimmin
Viva la revolución!
2008-06-16 21:13:58
2.   ToyCannon
I think they made the move so they can open a spot for Juan Pierre. No one needs a proven winner more then Seattle.
2008-06-16 22:13:56
3.   underdog
1 + 2 = PVL la revolución!

Do it, Seattle.

Oh, rats, they already traded Adam Jones.

2008-06-16 22:49:11
4.   KG16
what about King Felix? Billingsly-Hernandez-Kershaw, that would be pretty fun.

Heck, we can give them Penny along with Pierre

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