The state of California would be easier to govern if we didn't decide issues by signing clipboards outside of Target.
I know many things, but I don't know how the NBA salary cap works. But I don't really care.
I have ordered my heirs to publish a festschrift about me after I pass away.
I have included instructions to tell my heirs what a festschrift is in my will.
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is the second biggest tourist trap in America. The biggest tourist trap in America is an actual trap that ensnares humans in a cage on the outskirts of Moscow, Idaho.
The BCS Championship Game will never be remembered because it has a name that is entirely unmemorable.
My idea to call the BCS championship game the Super Terrific Happy Time Bowl was rejected because the Super Terrific Happy Time Company refused to sponsor it. They said it didn't fit their image. The company makes air conditioners and meat grinders.
I still believe the purchase of an upright mixer by me was justified even though I have not used it for over an year. Why? Because I used it tonight!