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Joe Girardi angling to be the next Vern Rapp
2006-01-27 09:57
by Bob Timmermann

"Hey, Jacobs, trim those sideburns! I'm warning you!"

New Florida manager Joe Girardi has ordered his charges to arrive clean-shaven. I'm sure this will turn the Marlins into the Yankees in no time.

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2006-01-27 10:57:15
1.   das411
Going into last season I would've picked the Marlins ahead of the NYY to win the Series.

Not after The Great Florida Marlins Offseason Bloodletting of 2005-06 though.

2006-01-27 13:18:32
2.   King of the Hobos
Luckily, the Marlins are far too young to even need to shave. Although all 3 men that will be over 30 on opening day (Treanor is 30 in March, Reese and Borowski are the others) have goatees in their mlb.com pictures

This could also adversely affect whatever is on Jason Stokes' face

http://florida.marlins.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/team/player.jsp?player_id=434593

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