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There are laws against this I believe
2006-04-07 10:57
by Bob Timmermann

Dressing like this is prohibited by several Illinois statutes and maybe some international treaties as well.

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2006-04-07 11:08:50
1.   Sliced Bread
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"This hat? This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, Wrigley Ivy, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 9 innings on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."

2006-04-07 11:36:52
2.   Brendan
"Yes, I think salad dressing on the side would be a good idea"
2006-04-07 12:37:52
3.   Mark
"Maybe if I wear all this crap, nobody will realize that I'm really Steve Bartman."
2006-04-07 13:13:49
4.   Linkmeister
"No, no. You don't understand! I won the Athens Marathon!"
2006-04-07 13:43:07
5.   Eric Enders
"Well, nobody could find me when all I was wearing was that red-and-white striped shirt, so I thought maybe this would help."
2006-04-07 16:43:33
6.   Michael G
What's Gagne doing at a Cubs game on opening day?
2006-04-07 17:16:58
7.   Bob Timmermann
He's got some nerve doesn't he?
2006-04-08 14:02:38
8.   Vishal
[7] no. he doesn't.

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