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2006-04-30 19:46
by Bob Timmermann

Commissioner Bud is worried that there are too many home runs. Players are obviously not juiced now. So it must be that the ball is juiced!

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2006-04-30 20:00:35
1.   DXMachina
"Is there something else going on?" Selig said. "I don't think so."

Hey, Bud! Have you ever considered the possibility that maybe a lot of the guys pitching these days just aren't very good?

2006-04-30 20:26:23
2.   Voxter
Yeah, or the possibility that all the teeny-weeny ballparks that teams have extorted in the last 15 years might have something to do with it as well?
2006-04-30 20:34:58
3.   das411
Or the possibility that because everybody else is throwing slower, Greg Maddux appears even faster?!?
2006-04-30 21:14:58
4.   Cliff Corcoran
Or that now the pitchers aren't juiced either.
2006-04-30 21:26:37
5.   Bob Timmermann
Such as this article?

http://griddle.baseballtoaster.com/archives/362328.html

2006-04-30 23:21:59
6.   Philip Michaels
Damnit, get George Mitchell on the case.

Or Joe Don Baker as Mitchell. They're both good investigators.

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