MLB has told the Milwaukee Brewers that they can't use the "Chrorizo" in their nightly sausage races, according to the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel.
The Chorizo must wait 12 to 18 months to be approved by MLB's marketing division. The Chorizo was given a special dispensantion to appear in last Saturday's "Cervezeceros" promotion.
Somewhere in this world, someone has a job approving the use of a human being running around as a giant chorizo and to make sure it meets proper specifications.
I'm not sure what you need to put on your resume for that.
Yeah well, what if you had a Chorizo chasing after you with the t-shirt bazooka? Or what if the kielbasa had a steroid rage episode and was chasing you and shooting Chorizos?
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I'm going to Miller Park on August 24th.
And I already told my kid about the sausage race.
Including the new Chorizo.
AND HE NEVER FORGETS ANYTHING!!!
Can I send him up to Wendy's box when asks about the missing chorizo for the six thousandth time?
Yeah ... I mean we all know Sosa had been stuffing the barrel of his bats with Chorizos!
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