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Nats to sign Womack
2007-01-18 11:16
by Bob Timmermann

MLB.com reports that the Nationals are going to give a minor league contract to Tony Womack.

I would write more, but doctors have told me that the portion of my brain that controls being a wiseass is overloaded and if it is stimulated further, there could be permanent damage that could affect my future ability to be sarcastic. I've been advised to go to a quiet place and just stare at a picture of the stern and reproving face of Jim Bowden.

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2007-01-18 11:29:50
1.   D4P
With the Womack on the roster, both teams reached the World Series in 2001 and '04, respectively

the Womack...?

2007-01-18 11:32:26
2.   kylepetterson
and I'm pretty sure that "the Womack" was the reason for both.
2007-01-18 12:57:19
3.   dianagramr
They might have room for Womack, but they don't have room for Ryan Church?

(shaking head)

2007-01-18 13:18:58
4.   Voxter
Dear Mr Womack,

We regret to inform you that you will be shot upon setting foot in the nation's capital. We at the CIA have waited a long damn time to have our own baseball team, and it sucks enough without you on it.

Cordially,

The Central Intelligence Agency of the United States of America

2007-01-18 13:48:36
5.   dianagramr
5

That would be the Department of HomePlate Security, would it not?

2007-01-18 13:49:02
6.   dianagramr
4

That would be the Department of HomePlate Security, would it not?

2007-01-18 16:00:14
7.   Voxter
6 - Home Plate has nothing to fear from Tony Womack.

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