The leader or leaders in each league

• Hitting per AB: Chipper Jones, .376; Ian Kinsler, .337
• Onbasing per PA: Jones, .472; Milton Bradley, .440
• Bases per AB: Lance Berkman, .653; Bradely, .610
• 2 + 3: Berkman, 1.096; Bradley, 1.049
• Showing up: Ryan Howard, 96; Justin Morneau, Dustin Pedroia, Ichiro Suzuki, Raul Ibanez, 95
• Coming to bat when it "counts": Cristian Guzman, 403; Kinsler 398
• Coming to bat: Kinsler, 452; Jose Reyes, 441
• Crossing the plate: Kinsler, 84; Hanley Ramirez, 80
• Hitting 'em where they ain't: Kinsler, 134; Guzman, 126
• Touching a lot of bases: Berkman, 218; Kinsler, 218
• Earl Webb rests easy: Kinsler, 34; Nate McLouth, 33
• Owen Wilson doesn't even bother checking anymore: Reyes, 10; Brian Roberts, 8
• Barry Bonds scoffs: Howard, 28; Sizemore, 23
• Hack Wilson sleeps it off again: Josh Hamilton, 95; Howard, 84
• "He's too lazy to swing the bat": Pat Burrell and Adam Dunn, 69; Jack Cust, 67
• "Boy, what a swing! Strike three!": Howard, 129; Cust, 114
• "Stop, thief!": Willy Taveras, 39; Jacoby Ellsbury, 35
• "One, please": Suzuki, 102; Ryan Theriot, 97
• "So what's a good number in this? Over 100?": Jones, 189; Bradley, 180
• Creative runs: Berkman, 100; Kinsler, 92
• Runs checked by an insurance company: Berkman, 45; Bradley, 34
• Winners at the plate: Berkman, 4.2; Bradley 3.9
• Overall greediness in base hits: Berkman and McLouth, 55; Kinsler, 52
• "He gets on base a lot": Kinsler, 177; Berkman, 176
• Percentage of wins at bat: Jones, .841; Bradley, .803
• "OUCH": Jason Giambi, 14; Kevin Kouzmanoff, 12
• The ultimate sacrifice, until the next time up: Aaron Cook and Ryan Dempster, 11; Jamey Carroll and Alexi Casilla, 7
• "I really meant to do that": Hamilton and Jose Lopez, 9; Bengie Molina, 9
• "They're afraid of me": Albert Pujols, 22; Vladimir Guerrero, 11
• Two for the price of one: Derrek Lee, 19; Lyle Overbay and Jhonny Peralta, 15
• "I've got the culprit here": B.J. Upton, 11; Reyes, 10
• The Bobby Bonds Memorial Metric: Ramirez, 23.0; Sizemore, 22.5
• Making contact: Yadier Molina, every 19.7 ABs; Yuniesky Betancourt, every 16.3
• Making contact that goes far: Dunn, every 11.2 ABs; Giambi, every 13.7
• Helping the games end: Short Chris Young, 305; Orlando Cabrera, 300
• "I only feel a little bit responsible": Justin Duchscherer, 1.82; Edinson Volquez, 2.29
• Joe Morgan's stat: Brandon Webb, 13; Cliff Lee and Joe Saunders, 12
• A high percentage of Joe Morgan approved stats: Daisuke Matsuzaka, .900; Tim Lincecum and Kyle Lohse, .846
• WHIPped into shape: Duchscherer, .865; Dan Haren, .955
• "You can't hit what you can't catch": Duchscherer, 5.88; Volquez, 6.88
• "Thou shalt not pass": Roy Halladay, 1.29; Haren, 1.58
• "Take a seat at this rate": Chad Billingsley, 9.9; A.J. Burnett, 8.93
• "Tonight's call to the bullpen ...": Blaine Boyer, 51; Sean Green, 48
• Usually the last three outs: Francisco Rodriguez, 38; Jonathan Papelbon and George Sherrill, 28
• Overeaters: Halladay, 146 1/3; Cole Hamels 142 2/3
• "Take a seat, overall": CC Sabathia, 137 (in both leagues); Lincecum, 135; Burnett, 126
• "Taking the ball": Lots of guys with 20
• Finishing what you started: Halladay, 7; Ben Sheets, 3
• Nothing but zeroes: Six guys with 2
• "Look at it go!": Brett Myers, 24; Paul Byrd, 23
• Getting squeezed by the umps excessively: Tom Gorzelanny and Ubaldo Jimenez, 61; Burnett, 57
• Letting them hit it where they ain't: Livan Hernandez, 173; Aaron Cook, 147
• 3:4: Halladay, 5.76; Haren, 5.09
• Negative Joe Morgan stats: Joe Blanton, 12; Barry Zito, 12
• I have a lot I'm responsible for: Hernandez, 73; Mark Hendrickson, 72
• "Just a little outside": Jimenez, 13; Daniel Cabrera, 11
• "Back off!": Cabrera, 12; Micah Owings, 11
• "How many more of these guys do I have to face?": Halladay, 579; Cook, 569
• Finishing what others started: Kevin Gregg and Jose Valverde, 43; Rodriguez, 41
• Adjusted responsibility: Duchscherer, 210; Volquez, 195
• Geezers: Jamie Moyer, 45; Kenny Rogers, 43
• Little shavers: Clayton Kershaw, 20; Nick Adenhart, 21