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2008-09-05 18:48
by Bob Timmermann

Deposed Cardinals closer to undergo elbow surgery

This was the way the AP headlined its story about Jason Isringhausen having elbow surgery.

Somehow, I now picture that in St. Louis that a junta of middle relievers, setup men, and LOOGYs staged a coup to get Jason Isringhausen out of his job. Now Isringhausen must spend the rest of his life in exile from St. Louis.

Some may also argue that being exiled from St. Louis is a reward, not a punishment.

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2008-09-05 20:27:46
1.   KG16
I went the other way with Deposed... I saw him sitting at a table with lawyers and a court reporter, answering questions about the state of his arm.

It's probably because I had a deposition today.

2008-09-05 20:30:01
2.   rbj
LOL. This is a real setback to democracy in St. Louis.
2008-09-05 21:48:30
3.   Eric Stephen
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This committee owes my client an apology!

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