People waste a lot of energy fretting over free agency signings. In all sports.
There should not be a college football playoff until I find out just what the magicJack St. Petersburg Bowl is about. I believe no actual magic is involved.
The World Baseball Classic will never be as big as the FIFA World Cup until it gets Togo to participate.
I like sports talk radio as much as I like shooting myself in the head.
I have not shot myself in the head lately.
I live in a world where people think Matt Vasgersian is really funny.
I am buying a rocket to shoot me into space to avoid living in this world.
Most people don't find the actual counting of the Electoral College votes as exciting as I do.
The NFL Network is available only in Cuba, the Maritime Provinces of Canada, and to people who are rich enough to afford flying jet cars piloted by holographic versions of Rich Eisen.
People who root for Notre Dame will have to answer for it in their afterlife.
People who root for the University of Arizona or the University of Wisconsin will have to answer for it when their livers fail.
Football game halftime shows are, without fail, a waste of time that could be better spent doing something productive, like going to the bathroom or working on the rocket to shoot me out into space.
There is no professional sport for which I want to watch its amateur draft. Ever.
I am, for the most part, no fun.
I believe the final "answer" about "Lost" will be unsatisfying to me. Mostly because it won't involve catcher's interference.
I would have been accepted into Stanford back in 1983 if I hadn't answered their application essay by starting off, "This is a very stupid question."
I will never be able to visit all 50 states in person because there is a price on my head in Arkansas.
I enjoy very much the underlying message of hope in this system of beliefs. That somehow he is needed and wanted in space, when the evidence suggests that the only place he is actually wanted is in Arkansas.
Bob, this post cracked me up. This Timmermannifesto will be the standard by which all future manifestos will be measured.
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I like Matt Vasgersian, but I don't know if I would use the term "very funny" to describe him. Unless it was in the standard that TBS uses to measure the humor on that network.
Regarding the NFL Network, it comes with my Dish Network package, and I'm far from rich. (I'm a good old fashioned public school teacher in fact!) Enjoyed the list.
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(and I salute you for it!)
Will they be counting Gov. Stan Mikita's vote?
d--- Mustangs!
I love the manifestos.
--And shouldn't we expect a last-minute coaching snafu if Togo did manage to make it in?
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I like Matt Vasgersian, but I don't know if I would use the term "very funny" to describe him. Unless it was in the standard that TBS uses to measure the humor on that network.
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