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The MLB Network's appearance on my cable provider (Time Warner) will happen as soon as there is leg of unicorn available in the meat section of my supermarket I fear.
On my cable system's website, the MLB Network's existence is not even acknowledged. (If that link doesn't work right, enter 91030 as the ZIP code.)
There is also a page that lists which HD channels are available:
I do get the channels that are first listed on the page.
Then there are a bunch of channels that are coming soon, including fairly popular channels like USA, Bravo, SciFi, and FX.
Here is the list of when these will become available in different parts of TWC's service area. I'm cutting and pasting it:
Available Now:
Acton, Agoura Hills, Air Force Village West, Alta Loma, Anaheim, Arcadia, Artesia, Athens, Baldwin Hills, Baldwin Park, Beaumont, Bell, Bell Gardens, Bellflower, Beverly Hills, Bloomington, Boyle Heights, Brea, Buena Park, Calabasas, California Oaks, Calimesa, Camarillo, Canoga Park, Canyon Country, Canyon Lake, Carson, Castaic, Chatsworth, Chino Hills, Chino, Colton, Corona, Covina, Cudahy, Culver City, Cypress, Diamond Bar, Downey, Eagle Rock, East L.A., East San Fernando Valley, Edwards Air Force Base, El Cerito, El Monte, El Segundo, Elizabeth Lake, Fillmore, Fontana, Fountain Valley, Fullerton, Garden Grove, Gardena, Glenn Ivy, Grand Terrace, Hacienda Heights, Harbor, Hawaiian Gardens, Hawthorne, Hemet, Hermosa Beach, Highgrove, Highland, Hollywood, Homeland, Horsethief Canyon, Huntington Beach, Idyllwild, Inglewood, Kagel Canyon, La Habra, La Habra Heights, La Mirada, La Palma, La Puente, Ladera Heights, Lake Elsinore, Lake Los Angeles, Lake Matthews, Lakeview, Lakewood, Lancaster, Lawndale, Lennox, Little Rock, Leona Valley, Loma Linda (West), Lomita, Los Alamitos, part of Los Angeles, Lynwood, Manhattan Beach, March Air Force Base, Marina Del Rey, Maywood, Menifee, Mentone, Midway City, Mission Hills, parts of Murrieta, Murrieta Hot Springs, Montclair, Moorpark, Moreno Valley, Muscoy, Naval Base (Pt Mugu), Newbury Park, Newhall, North Hollywood, Northridge, Nuevo, Oak Park, Oak View, Ojai, Ontario, Orange, Oxnard, Palmdale, Panorama City, Paramount, Pico Rivera, Placentia, Playa Del Rey, Playa Vista, Perris, Pomona, Port Hueneme, Quartz Hill, Rancho Cucamonga, Redlands, Reseda, Rialto, Riverside County, Romoland, Rossmoor, Rowland Heights, San Bernadino, San Fernando, San Jacinto, San Pedro, Santa Clarita, Santa Fe Springs, Santa Monica, Santa Paula, Sherman Oaks, Sierra Madre, Simi Valley, South Bay, South El Monte, South Gate, South Los Angeles, South Whittier, Stanton, Stevenson Ranch, Sun Valley, Sunland, Sylmar, Tarzana, Temecula, The Farm, Thousand Oaks, Torrance, Tujunga, Universal City, Upland, Valencia, Van Nuys, Ventura, Villa Park, Walnut Park, West Hollywood, West Hills, West Los Angeles, Westchester, Westminster, Westlake Island, Westlake Village, Wild Rose, Wilmington, Wilshire, Winchester, Winnetka, Woodcrest, Woodland Hills, Yorba Linda, and Yucaipa.
Available in January 2009:
Corona Del Mar, Costa Mesa, Newport Beach, Santa Ana, Seal Beach, and Tustin.
I knew I should have moved to Cudahy. My hometown (South Pasadena) isn't even on the list of "coming soon." Also note how the mysterious "The Farm" is listed under T. And the Point Mugu Naval Station is listed under Naval Base (Point Mugu). And people who live in Horsethief Canyon have better service!
(Apparently the powers that be think Encino is an annex to Tarzana...)
I spent about 20 minutes on the phone with TWC customer service again to ask my question again about all these channels.
I pulled out the big guns. I asked FOR A SUPERVISOR.
I was told February 11th. The first person said that the new channels would show up "when they showed up."
Odd of them to list East San Fernando Valley neighborhoods as one and try--and fail--to name the West San Fernando ones individually...
The place where I grew up, Granada Hills, isn't listed even though it's in TW territory also.
My sympathies, Bob, on their failure to get the MLB Cannel to you in any kind of a timely manner. This is no way to run a business.
For me, it isn't just that I think that geographically Encino should be part of the West SFV.
My phone inquiries and hard copy bill payments are, at TWC's instruction, actually directed to their West SFV office on Topanga Canyon Blvd.
What the heck is The Farm?
I'm sure Jon or Daniel or Molly will be only too happy to answer that.
I congratulate you on spelling Larsen's name right. There have been a lot of people using the spelling "Larson" all over the web.
I guess there is a couple of "The Farm" counties. Here is another [http://tinyurl.com/8ldskm]
I'm sure "The Farm" is a good place to find a foreclosed home.
In Santa Barbara, Cox Cable is showing MLB Network, though not on the channel number that MLB claims. And it's 2008 World Series all day long, aside from 4:00 pm Hot Stove. But it is still just showing a blank space on its own Channel Guide on the TV, and "No Data Avilable: when you select for Info. The only way to find out what's going to be on is via the MLB website schedule. It's correct, however - the right programs turn up at the right time. Scheduling a DVR recording is rather kinky, but works, and is always called "Manual Recording".
However, Wildomar appears to be a Comcast area.
It's should be part of the basic digital package.
If you want to take one for the team, you should call TWC Customer Support and see what they tell you. They say they're there to help 24/7.
Although they have a unique definition of "help."
DirecTV
I don't have that as a viable option as a renter.
Verizon FIOS isn't available in my neighborhood.
Historically, they have added features here very very very slowly.
THREE-YEAR GOALS
(2007-2010 * Not in priority order)
Repair and/or replace infrastructure
Eliminate the 710 surface route
Increase sources of revenue to meet unmet needs
Retain and attract quality employees
Preserve and improve the environment
Thank you for your inquiry. I would be happy to try to satisfactorily
answer your questions.
You are correct in your observations that the expansion of HD in your
area has been slower. This is due in large part to the fact that much
of the equipment in the areas that surround you is remnant of the former
Adelphia. This must be greatly upgraded before we will be able to bring
the services that you desire to your area. While it is our plan to make
these improvements I cannot tell you when.
While I am sure that this explanation is not the answer that you would
have wanted, I hope that it is perceived as neither perfunctory nor
clueless as that is not my intent. I am indeed sorry that you have not
received satisfactory service before.
It's all the Rigases fault!
There are even smaller areas that TWC handles, such as the no longer mysterious "The Farm."
South Pasadena is an old city and it's big on preservation, but it's not as old as Pasadena, which has managed to upgrade everything, albeit with a different company.
Thank you for your inquiry. I would be happy to be of assistance.
It would be foolish for me to suggest that there is any immediate
incentive as regards the level of Time Warner service now or in the
immediate future.
While your particular area did not receive services via adelphia,
those surrounding you did and it is not financially viable to plan for
the upgrade of small areas. Again I am sorry that I could not be of
further assistance.
I actually think I can live without the MLB Network, but I think I will enjoy living without Time Warner more.
Thanks, but I think my mind is made up.
However, it would be interesting to see what TWC's thought process is about how it doles out service.
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