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Johnny Damon may or may not be playing for ...
2005-12-16 11:33
by Bob Timmermann

Someone. It's hard to tell from this Gordon Edes story.

Maybe Boston, maybe New York (Yankees variety), maybe Los Angeles (Dodgers variety). Or maybe not.

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2005-12-16 12:46:30
1.   Robert Daeley
That was the written equivalent of taking a picture on a roller coaster -- unfocused and jerky. :)
2005-12-16 13:13:17
2.   GoBears
It occurred to me that the Yankees would have to pay more for Damon than any other team would. Because of his BoSox loyalties? OF course not. Because he'd have to shave and get a haircut!

But then it's a bad investment, because his marketing power comes, Samson-like, from his follicles.

Naw, he ain't going to the Bronx. Just doesn't make sense.

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