The White Sox are giving spring training invites to Ray Liotta and Lance Broadway, whom if they didn't have made-up names, should. When you get invited to spring training, do you get a formal invitation? Is it engraved? Do you have to RSVP? Do you have to say if you want the chicken or the fish?
Ben Grieve also got a minor-league deal with the Pale Hose.
The Red Sox, meanwhile have made up for the departure of Johnny Damon, by signing Willie Harris to a one-year, split contract.
"Willie is a player who enjoys Boston and the electricity" Harris's agent, Darryl Buford is quoted as saying. Harris is also known to like indoor plumbing as well.