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Epstein: Crisp is not Johnny Damon
2006-01-28 21:23
by Bob Timmermann

I like it when the headline is a joke in itself.

In other news.

Schuerholz: Reitsma is not Kyle Farnsworth
Cashman: Farnsworth is not Tom Gordon
Gillick: Gordon is not Billy Wagner
Minaya: Wagner is not Braden Looper (oh wait that's a good thing)

Jocketty: Spivey is not Mark Grudzielanek
Towers: Mirabelli is not Ramon Hernandez
Stoneman: Carrasco is not Paul Byrd

Comments
2006-01-29 00:08:22
1.   Slipstream
It's even funnier when you imagine Yoda saying it.
2006-01-29 04:20:22
2.   joejoejoe
Crisp will slot nicely into Damon's old Dunkin' Donuts endorsements. Coco Latte anyone?
2006-01-29 09:51:43
3.   Mark
Colletti: Garciaparra is not Hee Seop Choi.
2006-01-29 11:06:47
4.   Bob Timmermann
Originally I had a
Colletti: Baez is not Eric Gagne
but I thought it would be inflammatory.
2006-01-29 11:52:03
5.   Voxter
Schuerholz: Renteria is not Leo Mazzone.
2006-01-29 12:12:53
6.   De Ruijter
Beane: Macha is not Ken Macha.

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