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A sign that women's sports are gaining some credibility
2006-04-05 07:44
by Bob Timmermann

Some students at the University of Maryland tried to tip over a bus celebrating the women's basketball team national championship win over Duke.

"This is my craziest riot," said a woman who identified herself as Shelley Avney. "Trying to knock over a bus, tearing down street signs, burning things -- it's crazy."

I never been able to rank my riots. Well, there was that one time I burned down an abandoned building to celebrate Jose Lima's win in Game 3 of the 2004 NLDS.

But the only things I hurt were a family of opossums.

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2006-04-05 14:20:57
1.   D4P
But the only things I hurt were a family of opossums.

Hey, opposums are people too...

2006-04-05 14:35:24
2.   Bob Timmermann
I don't know about you, but my mother was not a marsupial.
2006-04-05 15:06:03
3.   D4P
But Mr. Timmermann was...?
2006-04-05 15:22:28
4.   Bob Timmermann
My father was a monotreme.
2006-04-05 15:41:40
5.   D4P
Was he a platypus or an echidna?
2006-04-05 15:53:07
6.   Bob Timmermann
Don't call my father an echidna! Those are fighting words where I come from!

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