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WARNING Bad use of meter in following parody. Apologies to all who originally wrote the song. Or sang it. Or liked it.
Hello Jim, whatta you know?
We need a hit so here I go.
Ball one (Yea!)
Ball two (Yea!)
Strike one (Booo!)
Strike two (Kill that umpire!)
A case of Red Bull
He tempted baseball's famous streak
That's gave some people grins
He's just a man and not a freak,
Philly's Jimmy Rollins
Jim, Jimmy Rollins
We want you on our side
He finished last year at thirty-six
October two it's been
Since then he's hit a good two more
Jim, Jimmy Rollins
Jim, Jimmy Rollins
We want you on our side
From coast to coast that's all you'll hear
Of Jimmy the one man show
He's glorified the horsehide sphere
Jim, Jimmy Rollins
Jim, Jimmy Rollins
We want you on our side
He won't be in baseball's Hall of Fame
He really didn't glow
Our kids might tell their kids his name
Jim, Jimmy Rollins
We dream of Jimmy with the light brown bat
Jim, Jimmy Rollins
We want you on our side
And now they speak in whispers low
Of how they stopped our Jim
One day in Philly Oh Oh Oh
Goodbye streak Jimmy-oh
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