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All the Royals problems solved!
2006-05-02 00:44
by Bob Timmermann

Kansas City is 5-18. They have a team OBP of .301. (Believe it or not, the Angels are worse at .299). They are slugging at .376, ahead of only Minnesota and San Diego. They're 0-10 on the road.

So....

Demote the hitting coach. Andre David will be working in the minors (where the Royals actually have good hitters) and Mike Barnett will take over and get the chance to try to tell Angel Berroa what he's doing wrong. The first question he could ask is "Why are you in the majors?"

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2006-05-02 08:07:58
1.   nickb
Next thing you know, they'll be demoting the concessionaires to the minors and bringing up their "roving" peanut, cotton candy and beer men.

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