Perhaps not a true review, but my thoughts after seeing The Da Vinci Code
No one can solve a "Jumble" puzzle better than Tom Hanks.
No one plays an albino, self-flagellating, sociopathic monk better than Paul Bettany.
Always handy to have a jet on hand for quick escapes.
Not to Ron Howard: It's dark at night, light during the day, keep this in mind for future films.
The organizational abilities of the Catholic Church are never as good as depicted in films. If you want to see something Catholics are good at organizing, they should have shown Alfred Molina running a pancake dinner.
All the supporting documentation of any organization nearly 2000 years old can fit into a room a little bit bigger than my bedroom.
Jack Bauer would have found the Holy Grail faster by just shooting everybody in the thigh.