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The last guy picked
2006-06-08 11:30
by Bob Timmermann

MLB.com profiles Charles Matthews, the last pick of the draft, the 1,502nd player chosen overall. The St. Louis Cardinals made the pick.

Reasons why Matthews was picked last:
1) he didn't have his own glove and nobody wanted to share with him
2) he wasn't part of the cool crowd
3) notes passed around his school said he had cooties
4) the last time he got picked, he lost the last ball everybody had into the bushes and no one could find it and everybody had to go home early

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2006-06-08 14:26:45
1.   dianagramr
5) He hadn't been on "the juice"

(color me cynical) :-(

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