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Selig says he won't freeze anyone's urine
2006-06-20 20:56
by Bob Timmermann

Really that's what he was getting at.

Commissioner Bud Selig announced today that he did not envisioning freezing urine samples from Major League players for future testing for some possible HGH test.

I was really hoping that in about 10 years, I could go get a jar filled with my favorite player's urine. But no such luck.

I guess I will have to go back to baseball cards and autographs for memories.

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2006-06-20 21:52:06
1.   das411
There's always Ebay Bob...
2006-06-20 21:53:34
2.   Bob Timmermann
I used to have some throat cultures from David West.
2006-06-20 22:57:20
3.   Another Tom
Too bad you can't do a saliva test. The winner of the Gonzo Used Chewing Gum auction would be able to shed a little light on the controversy in the Valley.

I do smell a new series - Cold Case MLB.

2006-06-20 23:59:40
4.   Greg Brock
Sorry, Bob, I'm saving all my good urine jokes for the day when I meet Gary Miller. I can't go using them up now.
2006-06-21 13:42:40
5.   das411
Dave West??? The Dave West from the late 80s Mets, '91 Twins AND '93 Phillies?!?!?!?
2006-06-21 13:53:04
6.   Bob Timmermann
Is there another?
2006-06-21 15:14:07
7.   das411
No but he is just that awkwardly cool.

Mostly 'cause I have his autograph.

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