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Sosa thinks he can come back
2006-07-19 16:36
by Bob Timmermann

Sammy Sosa tells ESPN's Enrique Rojas that he return to baseball if he's given the right offer.

Sosa rejected the Washington Nationals in the offseason. So who else is going to spend waste flush down the toilet money and playing time on Sammy?

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2006-07-19 16:50:45
1.   Humma Kavula
Calling up an old BTF favorite:

Sosa: "Sure, I'd listen if anybody in major league baseball called."

2006-07-19 16:56:47
2.   DXMachina
Poor Sammy. Buck O'Neil gets a contract, and Sosa can't get anyone to return his calls.
2006-07-19 16:57:04
3.   Philip Michaels
How's about a team in the Northern League? They're so desperate for players, they're signing up 94-year-old guys and then trading them to the opposing team mid-game!
2006-07-19 16:58:53
4.   Philip Michaels
2 Beat me to a Buck O'Neil joke by 17 seconds. Curse my slow typing!
2006-07-19 17:48:23
5.   Kayaker7
Sammy just missed out a DH spot with the Surfdawgs.
2006-07-19 18:18:30
6.   confucius
Sosa and Canseco in the same lineup. Imagine the possibilities.
2006-07-20 00:54:14
7.   Yu-Hsing Chen
LOL!! .. hey the Yankees need an outfielder you know ;)

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