Like Mike Piazza holding a press conference to announce that he wasn't gay, Paul Lo Duca had to hold one to say that he didn't have a gambling problem.
I remember when Jerry Grote once held a press conference to announce that he didn't shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
Duffy Dyer held a press conference once to announce that he wasn't a member of the Symbionese Liberation Army.
Ron Hodges held a press conference to announce that he was not going to be a candidate for president in 1984.
I would like to take this opportunity to clear up a few crazy rumors:
1) I am not the president of Bolivia
2) I am not the real Greg Brock
3) I am, in fact, a rock. I am an island.
4) I have never been the base player for Jethro Tull.
Casey Stengel was with him, saying that Choo Choo was a fine young man with a good future ahead of him in railroad engine operation.
1) I am not the president of Bolivia
2) I am not the real Greg Brock
3) I am, in fact, a rock. I am an island.
4) I have never been the base player for Jethro Tull.
I'm glad we could clear this up.
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