Carlos Baerga announced today that his retirement is official. But he hasn't played this year. And I've heard him call games on ESPN Deportes.
And who would have wanted him anyway?
I am going to hold a press conference to announce that I have officially graduated from college. Never mind that that it happened in 1987. I just thought everyone should know.
On what side of the podium was Baerga standing? Maybe he retired earlier from the other side and just wanted to add retiring to the list of things he does ambidextrously.
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