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Javy Lopezes for everybody!
2006-08-20 11:54
by Bob Timmermann

The Red Sox, unable to defeat the Yankees using their talent, are now resorting to mind games.

Yes, the Red Sox will now have TWO players named Javier Lopez on the roster as the Red Sox called up the lefty from Pawtucket and sent Jermaine Van Buren back down.

The pitcher is Javier Alfonso Lopez.
The catcher is Javier Lopez Torres.

Both are Puerto Rican.

The Red Sox are not attempting to get this Alex Gonzalez to come out of retirement.

Van Buren is demanding a trade to Washington so he can play everyday.

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2006-08-20 23:25:56
1.   das411
It didn't work. --snicker--

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