A place where a man can slow down to a walk and live his life full measure, but he has to keep his watch on Pacific Time.
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Skip: C'mon in and shut the door...
Skip: This is the toughest job a manager has to do. But the organization has decided to make a change. You've been designated for assignment.
Pluto: Skip, I know I'm in a slump but I can turn it around. A couple of comets drop in, and I'm back in the groove!
Skip: I put in a word for you with the organization--told 'em I thought you'd make a fine moon someday.
Pluto: I've only been on the team since 1930. I'd have like to at least finished my first orbit.
Skip: There might be an opening at Alpha Centauri next year...
Solar System (all): Hut!!!
Sgt. Sol: Those of you still recognized as planets by the astronomers on earth, take one step forward...ah ah ah -- not so fast, Pluto.
"Turn in your playbook, son."
"Aw, man! I know all of Saturn's O-line tendencies! You can't get rid of me!"
"Good luck, son."
"Alas, poor Pluto! I knew him, Jupiter."
[Chucks the ice ball at a Bud Selig.]
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/8/24/102112/777
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/5283956.stm
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