Baseball Toaster The Griddle
A place where a man can slow down to a walk and live his life full measure, but he has to keep his watch on Pacific Time.
Frozen Toast
Google Search
The Griddle

02  01 

12  11  10  09  08  07 
06  05  04  03  02  01 

12  11  10  09  08  07 
06  05  04  03  02  01 

12  11  10  09  08  07 
06  05  04  03  02  01 

12  10  07 
06  05  04  03 
Suggestions, comments, ring the catcher's interference alarm?

Email me at

The stuff I keep track of
Random Game Callbacks

Select a date:

Personal favorites that I wrote
A threat that is less than empty
2006-11-28 18:26
by Bob Timmermann

Bret Saberhagen told Jeffrey Flanagan that he would decline induction into the Baseball Hall of Fame unless Pete Rose was reinstated and inducted as well.

Not that Saberhagen will get anywhere near 75% of the vote to get elected.

In other news, Palisades High is asking for the 1982 LA City Championship to be thrown out unless Grover Cleveland High stops making its students eat lunch in two nonconsecutive breaks.

2006-11-28 18:39:50
1.   jakewoods
Will Sabes get 5 votes?
2006-11-28 18:44:19
2.   Bob Timmermann
I bet Saberhagen won't get 5 votes now.
2006-11-28 22:38:18
3.   Ravenscar
To steal liberally from far funnier BTF posts on the same topic and Bob above, I'm not going to allow myself to be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame until John Eliot Gardiner is given the 1991 Grammy for Best Choral Recording for his Brahms Requiem. With all due respect to the late Margaret Hillis, who prepared the chorus, Solti's Bach B Minor was an undeserving choice. Solti's VORC just wasn't high enough to merit the award. I blame Cowley.
2006-11-28 22:48:52
4.   Philip Michaels
Brett Saberhagen has also asked the Royals Hall of Fame to take down his plaque until such time as U.L. Washington is enshrined in that hallowed institution.

Comment status: comments have been closed. Baseball Toaster is now out of business.