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I guess the agent is paid by the metaphor
2006-11-30 12:46
by Bob Timmermann

Luis Gonzalez's agent Terry Bross has metaphor issues.

"Seattle called us today, and they want to throw their hat in the ring and see if there's a fit," Bross said.

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2006-11-30 13:40:18
1.   Chyll Will
Now that's what I call grabbing the bull by the horns of a dilemma...
2006-11-30 14:02:27
2.   Philip Michaels
But now that Terry Bross has led a horse to water, can he switch horses mid-stream?
2006-11-30 14:02:53
3.   jakewoods
i think he'll stick with the commissions

5% of 10 mill

not bad

2006-11-30 14:33:53
4.   Eric Enders
Offering that much money to Gonzo is like waving a red flag at a bull in a candy store.
2006-11-30 15:42:35
5.   rabid stan
"Me an' the old lady are gonna pick up the pieces and retie the knot, mixaphorically speaking."
2006-11-30 16:20:13
6.   Marty
Terry Bross is an enigma wrapped in bacon.
2006-11-30 19:58:05
7.   Chyll Will
2 "You can lead a yak to water, but you... um, but you can't teach an old dog to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke." - P. Opus

6 mmmm... enigma...

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