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Tigers stockpile Perezes
2007-01-06 15:12
by Bob Timmermann

Not satisfied with just having Neifi Perez on their team, the Tigers have signed Timo Perez as well! It was a minor league contract.

I am certain that Jim Leyland is dying for the opportunity to get them both in the lineup at the same time. Will Timo get the same description that Neifi got from Tigers TV analyst Rod Allen, "He's got a great personality!"

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2007-01-06 16:39:09
1.   StolenMonkey86
But what do they say if they get Odalis Perez?
2007-01-06 16:47:10
2.   Bob Timmermann
"Sean Casey gets to eat first."
2007-01-06 17:20:37
3.   Greg Brock
Wow, that's a whole lot of non-hitting Perezes.
2007-01-06 22:10:20
4.   Chyll Will
3 Real easy fix: sign Perez Hilton.

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