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Things Mark Sweeney never gave people
2007-01-11 21:53
by Bob Timmermann

  1. Amphetamines to Barry Bonds
  2. Flame-retardant roofing shingles to Omar Vizquel.
  3. Home made peanut brittle to Steve Kline.
  4. A case of canned eels to Noah Lowry.
  5. A 20' wide flag of the state of South Dakota to Peter Magowan.
  6. Eight sheets of Silpat™ to Shea Hillenbrand.
  7. A potato in the shape of Winston Churchill to Mike Stanton.
  8. A year's supply of Turtle Wax to Armando Benitez.
  9. Seven sets of mismatched socks to Matt Cain.
  10. A decorative barometer in the shape of a ukelele to Felipe Alou.

Comments
2007-01-11 22:13:13
1.   Andrew Shimmin
I notice, "Herpes to Moises Alou," isn't on your little list. Interesting.
2007-01-11 22:20:25
2.   Bob Timmermann
I can neither confirm nor deny that assertion.
2007-01-11 22:24:43
3.   Andrew Shimmin
There's a reason civilized people don't go around peeing on their hands, is all I'm saying.
2007-01-11 23:36:40
4.   Greg Brock
Mark Sweeney gave me a "Best of the Buckinghams" CD.

Kind of a drag, actually.

2007-01-12 10:06:19
5.   dianagramr
"100% while on the field" perhaps????
2007-01-12 10:25:37
6.   scareduck
Precious Bodily Fluids to General Jack D. Ripper.
2007-01-12 11:30:50
8.   Bob Timmermann
Sorry, rbj, but I'd rather not go down that road.
2007-01-12 14:19:33
9.   rbj
I apologize. Sometimes my humor gets the best of me.
2007-01-12 17:36:45
10.   Bob Timmermann
Don't worry about it.
2007-01-12 20:32:42
11.   Andrew Shimmin
The herpes crack gets to stay, but something else got deleted? Wow. rbj must be hard core.

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