MLB.com reports that the Nationals are going to give a minor league contract to Tony Womack.
I would write more, but doctors have told me that the portion of my brain that controls being a wiseass is overloaded and if it is stimulated further, there could be permanent damage that could affect my future ability to be sarcastic. I've been advised to go to a quiet place and just stare at a picture of the stern and reproving face of Jim Bowden.
We regret to inform you that you will be shot upon setting foot in the nation's capital. We at the CIA have waited a long damn time to have our own baseball team, and it sucks enough without you on it.
Cordially,
The Central Intelligence Agency of the United States of America
the Womack...?
(shaking head)
We regret to inform you that you will be shot upon setting foot in the nation's capital. We at the CIA have waited a long damn time to have our own baseball team, and it sucks enough without you on it.
Cordially,
The Central Intelligence Agency of the United States of America
That would be the Department of HomePlate Security, would it not?
That would be the Department of HomePlate Security, would it not?
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