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Quality time ahead for the Benson family
2007-02-12 13:00
by Bob Timmermann

Kris Benson of the Orioles will miss the 2007 season with a partially torn rotator cuff.

I will not include any NSFW links of Anna Benson.

End of transmission.

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2007-02-12 14:03:16
1.   Philip Michaels
Metaphysical question: If NSFW links of Anna Benson are outlawed, does she cease to exist?
2007-02-12 15:15:07
2.   dianagramr
If Anna's negligee falls in the forest and there is no one there to see it (or her), does she still make a nuisance of herself?
2007-02-12 17:54:22
3.   Sam DC
Um, lemme go check?
2007-02-12 17:58:59
4.   rbj
Man, a sub .500 record gets you $7.5 million. Guard it carefully Kris, your next contract is going to be a lot smaller.
2007-02-12 20:07:37
5.   dianagramr
Apparently they are replacing Benson with Trachsel.

I don't think Steve gets Anna for the season though.

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