After not playing in his first callup from Tacoma, Ryan Rowland-Smith has finally gotten in to a big league game for the Seattle Mariners. Rowland-Smith is the first major leaguer with a hyphenated surname.
A guy in my fraternity had a hyphenated last name. To compensate for this, we gave him the nickname Hymen. Now he's getting married. What will his wife do? Double-hyphen? Keep his single-hyphen? Keep her own last name? Keep one of the original hyphenated surnames and create a new hyphenated surname? The possibilities are endless!
Wicked slider, Meredith Baxter-Berney
And he's getting divorced.
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