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Neifi, switch to decaf
2007-08-03 18:48
by Bob Timmermann

Neifi Perez has tested positive for illegal stimulants for a third time and he's now been suspended for 80 games in addition to his earlier suspension of 25 games back on July 6.

So Neifi's season is done. And one would think that it's likely the end of his career.

I will leave this thread open for people to reminisce about their favorite Neifi Perez moments.

Thanks to Chyll Will for the link.

2007-08-03 19:01:38
1.   Ken Arneson
I think it would be perfect if Bonds hit #755 tonight, on the very day Neifi Perez, the worst hitter of all time, becomes the first person caught using illegal PEDs three times. This makes total sense to me.
2007-08-03 19:47:10
2.   Chyll Will
That and a Hillary/Obama ticket. Funny, I was going to suggest that it was the end of Neifi!'s career, but there was something, I couldn't put my finger on it at the time, something that just echoed, "I'll be back" in the back of my mind and wouldn't let up...

Oh, now I know what it was... the Mets.

2007-08-03 20:11:01
3.   dianagramr
cue Lionel Ritchie

He's once ... twice ... three times a Neifi, and we love him

2007-08-03 20:12:47
4.   Cliff Corcoran
1 I couldn't have said it better, Ken. (even if Neifi wasn't really the absolute worst hitter of all time)
2007-08-03 22:48:12
5.   regfairfield
If it weren't for this hold up, I'm sure he could have set the record for most batting runs below replacement this year.

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