Chris Berman would be an awful process server. You would hear him coming from a mile away. No chance of sneaking up on anyone unless they were deaf. Before he found you he would show up at your home or place of work yelling something obnoxious like, "I have a super-duper sen-sat-ion-al subpoena for Bob the Tim Timmermann from Timbuktu." This would be particularly bad for you because you work in a library (not that that would stop him). Chris Berman needs to retire from sports casting and joint the World Doughnut Tour.
Vina was on outside the lines today to talk about the matter. He said he took HGH in 2003, but never took steroids. Said he took HGH to get healthy and get on field. Said he would never take steroids, because he was a speed guy and a bunter not a power hitter.
Rather, I want to get the Mitchel Addendum to add John Kruk and Steve Phillips as well.
Worked for Pettitte.
Don't know why I bothered correcting myself, no one responds to my banality.
In other news, Chris Berman denies ever having uttered, "you're with me leather" to Derek Jeter.
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