I always found it strange how Knoblauch just disappeared from baseball. Yeah, other players have fallen off a cliff by age 33, but they usually reappear from time to time (like Jose Offerman or Carlos Baerga). Whatever became of Chuck Knoblauch?
"I love baseball," he said, "but I'm not trying to get a job in baseball. I don't have any friends from baseball. Baseball doesn't control my life anymore."
Our man Chuckie should simply stay calm.
Let him show and speak clear, steady palm.
Ha, 'Roids? No addiction!
No, Knoblauch's convinction
Is murdering Olbermann's mom.
Hmmm... I'm close. Not sure what the cars represent yet. Unless they're a car called "Subpoena"...
"Federal marshals unable to find, serve Knoblauch with subpoena"
You have to remember Gagne55 Knoblauch had a serious psychological throwing disorder, Steve Sax style.
http://tinyurl.com/2mlze6
Let him show and speak clear, steady palm.
Ha, 'Roids? No addiction!
No, Knoblauch's convinction
Is murdering Olbermann's mom.
You should start a doggerel-themed blog...!
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