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Now it's just too weird
2008-02-08 16:45
by Bob Timmermann

The AP reports that Brian McNamee told Congress that he not only injected Roger Clemens with HGH, but he also injected Clemens' wife, Debbie, with HGH. That supposedly took place in 2003 when Debbie Clemens was posing for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

Perhaps there was a volume discount that McNamee offered.

 

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2008-02-08 17:05:53
1.   Eric Enders
Next: McNamee claims to have injected each of Clemens' children with HGH at birth. And produces turds which he has saved for 15 years to prove it.
2008-02-08 17:09:29
2.   trainwreck
She looks in way better shape than Roger in that photo.
2008-02-08 18:15:50
5.   xaphor
I was injecting with HGH by Brian McNamee and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
2008-02-08 18:16:08
6.   vockins
It's remarkable how everything in my life gets progressively more absurd.
2008-02-08 19:16:08
7.   Chyll Will
Whoa... I guess we're gonna need more Congress guys...

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